Trauma - Preface

Pulled in today watching Jerry leave for dinner. He pointed me in the right direction and I eventually unloaded my crap in the apartment. Sadly, I could hardly find a place for my meat. I went on to tell some stories with Jason and Brad while we all waited for Jerry to return. I told them all the story of the Craftsmen Emergency, the fat lady that dropped a chip and crushed her leg while rear-ending a back hoe tractor story, and the old lady who fell off her toilet broke her leg and nearly died story. Jerry returned and we all retold the stories. Eventually, I took a shower (by the way, don't EVER buy a "travel louffa") and called Ma Lady making sure she remembered to call me back when she hit the sack (and found the deodorant). She did and she did, pretty funny. Now that I'm laying down to go to bed, I'll find out where I'm supposed to be at 6:00 AM tomorrow. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure I'll never know where to park.... good night...zzzz